Nik's Knits

I got my driver license renewed on my birthday, since that's the day it expired.
The pictures taken by the DMV often have the ability to allow me to see what I would have looked like if I'd become a career criminal. This year's picture, though, wasn't so bad. But the one I've had for the past 5 years?

Shameful.

I wish that I could show it to you, but I have a reputation to uphold. Even the guy at the DMV said "This doesn't even look like you in this picture!" when he saw my old license. And to that I replied, "Thank you. You don't know what that means to me."