Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Flower Lovin'

Picture Courtesy of Wikipedia

I wish that male flowers had another method of reproduction other than sending out their pollen into the wind all "willy-nilly" and hoping that it finds its way to the proper lady flower. I'd prefer a more direct approach. Like delivering it to the specific flower you want to get it on with. Take her out for a nice dinner, get her alone, put on some Barry White to set the mood, then blow the pollen into HER face. Better yet, how about you build a tunnel to your love and stop spraying that crap all over my car/face/clothes.

My eyeballs itch. Excuse me while I scratch them.

It's allergy season. Can you tell I'm pissed?