Dude!

You know,

You all had me cracking up with some of the "W" names you guessed as my middle name. I was particularly giggling over haphazard knitter's guess of "Winston".

I must look rather manly.

Pass me some more lipstick.

Maybe I should have said "Yes" when the pedicure lady asked me if I also wanted her to wax my upper lip. Why do they ALWAYS ask me that when I go in there? The 'stache isn't even thick. Well, not THAT thick. It's just a dainty lady 'stache.