Tuesday, May 08, 2007


I still feel dirty whenever I think about it.

I was driving to the beauty supply store on Saturday-because I needed some beautification paraphernalia-when I saw a man walking down the street with his hand moving quickly around his private area. I must add that this is a very busy street in the Downtown Raleigh, NC area.

"What the...?" I thought. I glanced back at him because it was clear to me that he wasn't doing the standard "man shifting" move that they normally do. You know the one I'm talking about. The move where they raise their legs a little and do the "quick shift", thinking that nobody is looking. But this man was lingering much longer, so he didn't fit into the "quick shift" category.

I saw a stream of urine coming from his hands. This man was walking down the street and peeing. Simultaneously.

Walking and peeing. Didn't seem concerned about the fact that someone could see him. Like it was normal for a man to walk down the street and relieve himself so openly. The world was his toilet.



Zenzele said...

Ew is right. I was on a NYC subway a few years ago, when a man, pretending to be asleep, just took it out and started playing with it. I started yelling at him to 'put that thing away,' and he got embarrassed, zipped up, and got off at the next stop. I guess he though I was going to be scared of his little thingy, but dude got a big surprise.