What The...?

I just returned from Walmart, where I saw one of the craziest Barbie dolls I've ever seen.

Pooper-Scooper Barbie.

Am I the only one in the country who hasn't seen this doll?

She comes with a dog. Dog eats food. You push the tail down, dog poops. Poop looks like brown tic-tacs. Oh, Poop also does double duty as food. So after dog finishes doing his business, you have to harvest the tic tac food/poopie things and refill the bowl with them. Wash, Rinse, Repeat.

I don't know about you, but mine my dogs' NEVER looks the same coming out as it did going in.

She comes with a pooper scooper and a garbage can. 'Cause we MUST teach our little girls how to be responsible poo picker-uppers.