Hola, Y'all!

I am going to visit Mexico next year. I don't know exactly when, but I'm going. Oh, and to Spain.

So, one of my coworkers from Mexico is teaching me Spanish.

But don't try to have a full conversation with me yet. Because if you don't want to know how I'm doing (Como estas? Bien. Y tu?) or if you don't need to know where the post office is (Donde esta el correo?) I can't help you. 'Cause that's all I know right now.

I kid. I know more, but there's only so much I'm comfortable with. Oh, I know how to ask you how old you are:

Cuantos anos tienes? I think I got that right.

I need to ask her how to say practical things. Stuff I'm always asking my bestest friends.

I need to know how to say things like "Do these pants make my butt look bigger?" (Si, muy grande.)

Oh my God, I can't believe that I haven't asked her how to say "Yarn" in Spanish.